Vitals Stable. Nurse Is Not. Tee | Funny Burnt Out Nurse Gift

Vitals Stable. Nurse Is Not.

Vitals stable, nurse is not! This funny "Vitals Stable. Nurse Is Not." T-shirt celebrates the hardworking nurses who keep every patient safe while running on caffeine, determination and very little sleep. It's made for nurses who can calm any room but quietly need a nap, a snack and a long sit-down after the shift.
Whether you're juggling call lights, charting between rounds or finishing a 12-hour shift on your feet, this shirt captures the reality of nursing with a humorous twist. It's a fun way to show your nursing pride while admitting that taking care of everyone else is exhausting.

Perfect For

• Registered nurses (RNs) and LPNs
• Night shift and overnight nurses
• ER, ICU and hospital floor nurses
• Nursing students and new graduate nurses
• Nurses who survive on coffee and sheer willpower
• Healthcare workers who love sarcastic nurse humor

Great Gift For

• Nurse moms, sisters, daughters and best friends
• Nursing school graduates and newly licensed nurses
• Nurse coworkers and healthcare teams
• Friends and family in healthcare
• Nurse managers and charge nurses
• Nurses Week and appreciation gifts
• Birthdays, Christmas and holiday gifting

Why You'll Love It

• Funny mix of nursing humor and burnout honesty
• Relatable message that every nurse instantly gets
• Clever medical wordplay with a sarcastic edge
• Bold, eye-catching design that starts conversations
• Great for everyday casual wear, on and off the unit
• Perfect for nurses who joke to get through tough shifts
• A memorable, giggle-worthy gift for the nurse who gives everything